1 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:05,739 (tema nga musika) 2 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,318 (hip-hop nga musika) 3 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,820 (mga tunob nga hinay nga naghaguros) 4 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,280 - Uy, uh, Steffi, unsa na orasa? 5 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,540 (Steffi, electronic nga tingog): Hello, Stu. 6:04 PM na. 6 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,660 - Shit. 7 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,200 (nagpadayon ang musika sa hip-hop) 8 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:38,820 (dili klaro nga chat) 9 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:44,120 - Gikapoy kaayo ko sa truffles. 10 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,220 - Ako usab. Nakadungog ko nila adunay dagkong mga sakyanan sa pagkaon 11 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,880 Below The Line pero simple ra ko hadlok kaayo mulugsong didto. 12 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,400 (katawa nga nagpakaaron-ingnon) 13 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,920 (Steffi): Kinahanglan Ka Kaon Dinhi. Tulo ka Bitoon. 14 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:56,215 Pahinumdom: isip usa ka residente sa Ibabaw sa Linya 15 00:01:56,248 --> 00:01:58,384 kinahanglan ka mokaon dinhi sa katapusan sa bulan. 16 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,191 - Okay, naa namo ang Belgian Long Grain Wheat Quintuple IPA. 17 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:06,726 - Ayaw kabalaka kung buhaton ko! 18 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,427 (nagginhawa) 19 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:10,596 - Creamy ilong gibati, kabalo ka. - Nindot. 20 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:13,399 - Ug usa ka Pumpkin Saffron Super Doble nga Triple IPA. 21 00:02:13,432 --> 00:02:14,867 - Boom. 22 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,336 - Ug kinsa ang lager sa usa ka botelya alang sa? 23 00:02:17,369 --> 00:02:19,539 - Kana akong higala. Sorry. Kanunay siyang ulahi. 24 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,441 - Kinahanglan nga magkalot balik sa mas bugnaw alang niini. Wala gani nahibal-an namon nga naa na sila. 25 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:23,776 Gwapo ba ko nimo mga ginoo bisan unsa pa? 26 00:02:23,809 --> 00:02:26,812 - Hoy! Whoa, whoa! Malipayon ming duha! 27 00:02:26,845 --> 00:02:28,915 - Sayon karon! (nagkatawa) 28 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,816 - Nindot kana! - Oo. 29 00:02:30,849 --> 00:02:32,185 - Dewis! - Stu! 30 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,553 - Wadup, bro! - Unsa?! 31 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,290 (mga pagtuaw, mga tingog sa beep) 32 00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:41,661 Stu, Pobby. Pobby, Stu. - Nalipay nga nakigkita kanimo, bro. - Maayo nga nakigkita kanimo, bro. 33 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:42,962 Sorry nadugay ko. 34 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:45,598 - Nahibal-an nimo kung unsa? Nabalitaan ko nga kanunay kang ulahi. 35 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:46,933 - Hoy! Ah, nakasala. 36 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:49,769 Oh, jeez, nakuha nimo kini! Salamat. 37 00:02:50,769 --> 00:02:53,339 - Unsaon nimo inom kana nga butang? 38 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:55,875 - Hm. Higugmaa kini nga butang. Nagdako lang niini, nahibal-an nimo. "Lay-ger". 39 00:02:55,908 --> 00:02:57,276 - Grabe kana. - Oo. 40 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:59,278 Stu, bisan unsang petsa karong semanaha, tawo? 41 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:01,914 - Dili... wala karong semanaha. Sa tinuod, wala pa ko sukad sa miaging buwan. 42 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:04,784 - Mga petsa? Wala ka gi-assign sa pagkahimugso? Ngano man? 43 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:06,519 - Oh, nagdako si Stu Ubos sa Linya. 44 00:03:06,552 --> 00:03:08,321 - Oh shit. - Oo. 45 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,423 Walay Ubos sa Linya ma-assign. Kinahanglan ka nga makig-date. 46 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,959 Pero nag-imbento dayon akong mama usa ka app nga nagtangtang sa mga app gikan sa imong utok. 47 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,294 - Ang UnAppetizer? - Oo. Busa iyang gihimo usa ka bug-os nga hugpong sa salapi, 48 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:18,431 mibalhin mi sa Above The Line. 18 na ko niadto, so mag date gihapon ko. 49 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,233 - Dude, gihigugma ko Ang UnAppetizer. 50 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:23,536 - Gibuhat sa tanan. - Huwat, nakuha ko usa ka butang dinhi. 51 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:26,472 Steffi? (Steffi): Hello, Pobby. Unsa may akong mabuhat para nimo? 52 00:03:26,505 --> 00:03:28,508 - Ilunsad ang UnAppetizer. 53 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:34,347 - Girekomenda sa UnAppetizer pagtangtang sa Meet-Me-Sex-Me kay minyo ka na. 54 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:39,485 Girekomenda usab niini ang pagtangtang Asa-Tan-awa-Salida-Sa ingon ang tanan nga mga salida anaa kanako. 55 00:03:39,518 --> 00:03:41,954 Girekomenda niini ang pagtangtang Get-Buff-Dali ingon klaro nga ni give up ka. 56 00:03:41,987 --> 00:03:43,623 - Oh... 57 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,626 - Tawo, buang kana. Nahibal-an nimo, ang kalibutan sa pakig-date. 58 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,661 Gibati nako nga gibuhat ra nako ang akong kaugalingon gi-assign nga mga hook up pagkahuman sa kolehiyo, 59 00:03:48,694 --> 00:03:51,731 ug dayon nagbuhat ug gamay Meet-Me-Sex-Me, 60 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:54,700 ug dayon, naminyo ko kang Nachel, ug... maayo. Kini maayo. 61 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:57,470 - Oo, akong gipasabut, kinahanglan kong isulti, brutal ang kalibutan sa pagpakigdeyt. 62 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:00,473 I don't know, nagsugod na ko sa paghunahuna nga ako lang single hangtod sa hangtod. 63 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,408 - Sorry sa pagsamok pero nag eavesdrop ko. 64 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:04,577 Nakasulay ka na ba Ang Usa Nga Mao? 65 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,313 - Uh... dili. Dili. 66 00:04:07,346 --> 00:04:08,381 Unsa ang The One That's The One? 67 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,949 - Usa ka dating site. 68 00:04:09,982 --> 00:04:12,618 Gitawag kini nga The One That's Ang Usa tungod kay kini nagsaad, 69 00:04:12,651 --> 00:04:16,756 100% garantiya, sa ipadala kanimo Ang Usa Nga Mao Ang Usa. Ang perpekto nga tawo para nimo. 70 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,057 - Oh. 71 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:20,359 - Ingon niana Nahimamat nako ang akong asawa, si Mequela. 72 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:21,727 - Giunsa nimo pag-spelling kana? 73 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,298 - M, Q, ampersand, laaaaaa. - Hm. 74 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,967 - Old school nga spelling. - Nindot. 75 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,402 - Wala ka nakakita ang commercial? 76 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,637 - Dili. - Dinhi. 77 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,639 - Nagtrabaho ka ba sa kompanya? 78 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:35,474 - Naghulat pa ko aron makadungog og balik. 79 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:37,009 - Oh... 80 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:40,346 - Nagdako Ubos sa Linya? Sakit sa imong gimando nga kapikas? 81 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,915 Nangitag tawo, pero wala najud? 82 00:04:42,948 --> 00:04:45,584 Gikapoy lang ang eksena sa pagpakig-date? Aw, try... 83 00:04:45,617 --> 00:04:47,586 Ang Usa Nga Mao Ang Usa! 84 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:51,490 Sa Negari Labs, among gigamit usa ka kombinasyon sa piho nga mga pangutana 85 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:54,894 inubanan sa pagsulay sa DNA aron masiguro nga makuha nimo imong perfect match! 86 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,929 Ang gipabilhan nga siyentista sa atong lungsod, Dr. Negari, 87 00:04:56,962 --> 00:05:00,833 nakahimo og usa ka algorithm nga nagsaad sa pagpadala kanimo dili lang bisan kinsa, 88 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:04,504 apan Ang Usa Nga Mao Ang Usa. - Kini nagtrabaho bisan alang kanako! 89 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,741 - Pahawa dinhi kamong mga tigulang nga mga lovebird! 90 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:13,846 Adto sa Negari Labs karon - ug pangitaa ang imong Ang Usa Nga Mao Ang Usa! 91 00:05:26,024 --> 00:05:28,695 Pahawa dinhi! Nagsayaw ko. 92 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:35,768 - Huh. 93 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,571 - Stu? Stu Maxsome? - Oo. 94 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,773 Oh, uy, ikaw diay. Gikan sa commercial. 95 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:43,976 - Wala ko kabalo unsa imong gihisgutan. 96 00:05:45,711 --> 00:05:46,913 Sunda ko. 97 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,918 - Dili ko makatuo nga ako pagbuhat niini. Sa una, Naghunahuna ko: dili! 98 00:05:52,951 --> 00:05:54,720 Dili nako buhaton kana. 99 00:05:54,753 --> 00:05:57,056 I mean, wala ko kahibalo, dili ba ingon niana, uh, wala ko kabalo, 100 00:05:57,089 --> 00:06:00,693 akong ginabuhat ang One That's The One, dili ba ingon sa usa ka tawo gikan Ibabaw sa Linya nga gi-assign? 101 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,395 Oo, mao! Ug unya, naghunahuna ko: 102 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,764 Aw, Ako Labaw sa Linya karon, basin kinahanglan nako buhaton. 103 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:06,532 Usab, ako ra murag depressed. 104 00:06:06,565 --> 00:06:08,734 Naglisud gyud akong mama mahitungod kanako mahitungod sa pagpangita og usa ka tawo. 105 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:10,903 Dili buang, bisan pa. Sweet kaayo siya. Siya si-- - Makaingon ko nga gikulbaan ka. 106 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:13,973 Relax ka lang, gisiguro ko nga ikaw kontento sa among serbisyo. 107 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,741 - Oo... 108 00:06:15,774 --> 00:06:17,710 - Okay. Busa, ingon sa makina pagkuha ug pag-scan sa imong DNA, 109 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:19,812 Mangutana ko nimo pipila ka pangutana. - Oo nga. 110 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:21,647 - Ang mga resulta niini duha ka pagsulay ang maghatag kanato 111 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,417 ang impormasyon nga kinahanglan natong pangitaon ang imong Usa Mao kana ang Usa. 112 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,919 - Maayo. - Ang tanan nga hinungdanon mao kana tubag nimo honest. 113 00:06:26,952 --> 00:06:28,121 - Oo nga. - Okay. Ahem. 114 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:30,122 Unsa ang imong paborito nga numero? 115 00:06:30,155 --> 00:06:32,124 - Tulo. Dili, walo. 116 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:34,994 - Okay ra, ang mga pangutana mahimong awkward gamay. 117 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,195 Tubag lang ug tarong. 118 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:38,164 - Okay. - Unsa ang imong paborito nga numero? 119 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:39,965 - Upat. - Maayo. 120 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:42,067 - Unsa ang imong paborito nga pagkaon? - Pepperoni nga pizza. 121 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,537 - Ako usab! Okay, sunod nga pangutana. 122 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,606 Naglakaw ka sa desyerto sa balas sa dihang ang tanan sa sa kalit, mitan-aw ka sa ubos, 123 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:49,074 nakakita ka ug pawikan nagkamang padulong kanimo. 124 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:51,043 Pag-abot nimo sa ubos ug baliha kini sa iyang likod. 125 00:06:51,076 --> 00:06:53,946 - Oh. - Ang pawikan naghigda didto sa likod, 126 00:06:53,979 --> 00:06:56,649 ang tiyan niini nagluto sa adlaw, ang mga bitiis niini naglutawlutaw. 127 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:58,918 Dili kini makabalik sa iyang kaugalingon kung wala ang imong tabang. 128 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,020 Apan dili ka makatabang. Ngano man? 129 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:05,425 - Oh... wala ko kahibalo. Morag makatabang ko. 130 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:07,827 - Huh. 131 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,629 - Mao ba... 132 00:07:10,662 --> 00:07:13,532 - Nahimamat nimo ang usa ka tawo nga nagpahinumdom kanimo sa usa ka tawo nakita ra sa usa ka commercial. 133 00:07:13,565 --> 00:07:17,103 Iyang gilimod nga siya ang maong tawo. Unsa imong buhaton? 134 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:21,874 Ug pirma dinhi. - Okay. 135 00:07:25,143 --> 00:07:27,880 - Maayo. Ug kana 82 ka mga kredito. - Okay. 136 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:31,650 (ding!) 137 00:07:31,683 --> 00:07:33,185 - Okay. - Congratulations. 138 00:07:33,218 --> 00:07:37,256 Mosulod si Dr. Negari tanan nimong impormasyon sa algorithm 139 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:41,527 ug ang imong One That's The One muabot sa imong balay karong gabii eksakto sa tungang gabii. 140 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,995 - Oh, tungang gabii. Okay ra. 141 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:44,897 - Para sa dramatikong epekto. 142 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,766 - Sige. Ha. 143 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,570 - ... ug pangitaa ang imong Usa Kana Ang Usa! 144 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,574 - Magkita ta! 145 00:07:55,607 --> 00:07:57,076 - Maayong gabii! 146 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:03,082 (humok nga musika) 147 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:11,591 (nanghupaw) 148 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,597 - Hi, ako diay si Stu. 149 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,032 Hi! Ako diay si Stu. 150 00:08:20,065 --> 00:08:21,667 Mm! 151 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:33,946 Tsk. 152 00:08:36,715 --> 00:08:37,717 (nanghupaw) 153 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,766 (nagbagting ang doorbell) 154 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,802 (Steffi): Naa kay bisita. - Apan... Moanhi ko! 155 00:08:59,838 --> 00:09:01,207 - Hi. 156 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:03,943 - Hi. Makatabang ba ko nimo? 157 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:06,612 - Uh... Ako si Burt... 158 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:12,184 Uh... Ako ang imong Usa That's The One. 159 00:09:13,685 --> 00:09:16,188 - Ikaw ba...? Oh, ayaw pagsulod. 160 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:20,359 Uh, dili. pasayloa ko. mao... Kana lang, kataw-anan. 161 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,628 Dili ka mahimong akoa Usa Kana Ang Usa. - Dili, siyempre dili. 162 00:09:22,661 --> 00:09:27,133 Buot ipasabot - ug nangayo kog pasaylo sa pagpangutana kanimo niini - 163 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:30,703 homosexual ka ba? - Dili. - Aw, dili usab ako! 164 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,606 - Husto. Tan-awa? Okay, klaro kaayo nga naa na usa ka matang sa pagsagol. 165 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,374 - Oo. Buot ipasabot, Ingon ko. 166 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:37,276 Gusto nako iuli akong kwarta. Walay sala. 167 00:09:37,309 --> 00:09:39,111 - Hoy! Walay gikuha. 168 00:09:39,144 --> 00:09:42,348 (nanghupaw) Tawo! 169 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,750 - Ah, ayawg kuhaa lisud kaayo, higala. 170 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:46,118 - Dili, kini lang ... 171 00:09:46,785 --> 00:09:49,321 I don't know, usahay Nagsugod ko nga gibati nako ayaw pangitag bisan kinsa. 172 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:52,091 Basta... Masakitan. Sayop nga mahimong natawo Ubos sa Linya. 173 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,726 - Asa? Unsang kasilinganan? 174 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,394 - Hallubeck Heights, tuo ni Ooscar ug Benowen. 175 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:58,097 - Namaligya ko og mga sakyanan didto sa ubos kaniadto Nabalhin ko. 176 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,667 - Dili mahimo! - Dios, nalipay ako niana. - Sultihi ko bahin niini, ha? 177 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,802 (katawa) 178 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:07,039 - Aw, nindot nga nakigkita nimo pareha ra tanan. Burt Chund. 179 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:09,241 - Uy, oo, ikaw usab. Stu Maxsome. 180 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:12,311 Nahibal-an nimo, sa tinuod, ako basta... nalipay ko nga naay tao sa katapusan nagpakita. 181 00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:14,380 Kinahanglan nga 12:15 ug ako naghunahuna nga walay moabut. 182 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,950 -Pasayloa ko niana- Kanunay kong ulahi. Usa ka butang Kinahanglan kong magtrabaho. 183 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:20,219 - Dili, ayaw paghunahuna kaduha bahin niini. 184 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,890 Aw, uy, paminaw, nakuha nako medyo gutom na nga, actually kuha ug pagkaon. 185 00:10:24,923 --> 00:10:26,425 wala ko kabalo, gusto ka moanhi? 186 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,428 - Makakaon ko. - Oo? - Kanunay ka moadto sa Al? 187 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:32,264 - Diner ni Al? Ubos sa Linya? Higugmaa kana nga lugar! 188 00:10:33,331 --> 00:10:35,734 (anunsyo sa PA): Pag-amping nagpadayon sa ubos sa linya. 189 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,136 - Rason sa pag-adto Ubos sa Linya? 190 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,771 - Mokuha kog pagkaon sa panihapon. - Grabe. 191 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,339 - Kasagaran dili ko nahigugma pagduko sa mga tawo, 192 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:43,409 pero sa dihang naa na silay muscles like ikaw, wala kaayo koy labot. 193 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,844 - Nalipay ko nga mahimo nako mas maayo ang imong gabii. 194 00:10:45,877 --> 00:10:46,945 - Ha! - Okay, lakaw na ta. 195 00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:49,048 - Sa luyo nimo! Bye. 196 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,084 (yawyawan nga katawa) 197 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:59,191 (nanghupaw) 198 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,894 - Ganahan ko kung sila mohuyop ang pultahan sa maong armored car. 199 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:04,263 - Oh, oo, oo! Ug nakahukom sila nga dili. 200 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,131 - Kini mibuto bisan pa niana! - Oo, husto. 201 00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:07,700 Ganahan ko anang show. 202 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,068 -Uy, Al. 203 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,106 - Unsa imong gusto? (ang duha): puti nga itlog nga omelet-- 204 00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:16,375 - Oh. 205 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:19,378 - Uh, puti nga itlog nga omelette. Apan mahimo nimong iprito ang mga yolks ug ibutang sila sa kilid? 206 00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:21,280 - Unsa? Dili! Mao ni akong order. 207 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,717 Buot ipasabot, literal kana unsa akong order. Kataw-anan kaayo. 208 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,386 Kay ganahan ko sa yolks, pero... - Magbulag! - Oo. Oo. 209 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,821 Ingon usab ang akong buhaton. 210 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,856 - Okay. 211 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,727 - Unsa ang mga posibilidad? - Kini dili katuohan! 212 00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:40,132 (katawa) 213 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,268 - ...pero unya, ang akong asawa namatay. 214 00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:47,139 - Oh. Pasayloa ko niana. - Okay ra. Kini dugay na. 215 00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:50,509 Nakuha nako kini. - Oh, dili, dali, pakuhaa ko. 216 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,811 - Dili. - Dili, palihog. - Dili, nakuha ko kini. 217 00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,080 - Giimbitar ko ikaw, tugoti ako ... - Uy. Uy, uy. Dili, dili, nakuha ko kini. Nakuha nako. 218 00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,449 - Sige. Salamat. 219 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,951 (ding!) 220 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,753 - Aw, kadto makalingaw. - Oo, kana usa ka pagbuto. 221 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:04,056 Ug tan-awa, kung kinahanglan ko ang usa ka bag-o sakyanan, kabalo ko kinsa akong tawagan, di ba? 222 00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:07,192 - Palihug. Ang akong mga adlaw sa salog nahuman na. Usa ko ka desk jockey karon. 223 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,461 - Paminaw, mibalik ko niining paagiha actually, so... 224 00:12:09,494 --> 00:12:11,163 - Oh. Aw... 225 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:12,798 - Magkita ta sa palibot? 226 00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:14,199 - Oh, ako... Pasayloa ko, wala ko... 227 00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:16,502 - Dili, kini... katingad-an nga miadto ko sa gakos. 228 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,072 Kalma lang. 229 00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,007 - Oo! Bye! - Oo. 230 00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:25,845 (humok nga musika) 231 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,359 Hello? 232 00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:45,498 Hello-o-o?! 233 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,504 (hinay nga hagok) Hello? 234 00:12:58,376 --> 00:12:59,879 (hinay): Doktor Negari? 235 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,384 - Hello?! (nagsinggit) 236 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:09,221 (nagsinggit ang duha) (nagsinggit silang tulo) 237 00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:13,525 - Paghulat usa ka minuto! - Whoa, paghulat! - Paghulat usa ka minuto! 238 00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:15,027 (nag-uwang, naghaguros) 239 00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:22,134 Aw, morag dili niya gusto para iuli namo ang among kwarta. 240 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,470 - Oo, sa akong hunahuna dili. Maayo nga nagkita ta. 241 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,940 nag unsa ka? Gusto ka maniudto o unsa? 242 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,175 - Aw, naa koy trabaho buhaton, pero... 243 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,244 - Ganahan ka ba sa sinugba nga keso? 244 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,548 (naghangos) 245 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,350 Nabuang kadto. 246 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,419 Wala ko kabalo niana mahitabo. 247 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,088 - Ako usab. Aw... 248 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,925 basin naay idea. 249 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,228 - Gusto pa ba nimo kanang grilled cheese? 250 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,264 - Dili. dili man ko sama sa sinugba nga keso. 251 00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:59,171 - lactose intolerant ko. - Hunong! Iro ka! (nagkatawa) 252 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,939 (kanwit sa langgam) 253 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,941 (malipayon nga pop song) 254 00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:04,944 (walay madungog nga dialogue) 255 00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:20,125 (nag-uwang) 256 00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:26,265 (pop music nagpadayon) 257 00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:45,984 - Dili ko makatuo Makigkita ko sa imong mga ginikanan. 258 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:48,053 Okay ra daw ko? - Hunong na. Nindot ka tan-awon. 259 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,489 - Ganahan ka sa akong sweater vest? - Oo, ganahan ko niini! Dignified kaayo. 260 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,191 - Dignidad. Apan ang panguna nga katuyoan niini mao ang para pugngan akong tiyan. 261 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:55,560 - Hoy! Ganahan ko kanang tiyan. 262 00:14:55,593 --> 00:14:58,163 Mao na akong tiyan. Dali na. 263 00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:02,467 - Stu! - Hoy! Ana sila! Hi guys! 264 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,170 - Maayo nga makita ka! 265 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:08,373 - Mama, Papa, kini si Burt. 266 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,409 - Hi, ako diay si Ron. Nindot kaayo nga makigkita kanimo, Mr. Chund. 267 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,711 - Tawga kog Burt. Ang akong amahan mao si Mr. Chund. 268 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,313 (katawa) 269 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:17,582 - Siya ingon ka witty sama sa imong giingon, Stu! Ako diay si Linda. 270 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:18,717 - Enchanté. 271 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:22,521 - Ooh, bonjour. (nagkatawa) 272 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,189 - Okay, mahal. 273 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:25,991 - Oo, kalma lang, Nay. 274 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,395 (katawa) 275 00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:33,332 - Oh, ganahan ko ana nga kanta! - Uy, kantahon nato kini! 276 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:37,469 ♪ Whoa-oh-h, cha-cha! Palihug Mr. Linya Guard Man ♪ 277 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:40,406 ♪ Ayaw pagsusi sa akong bag-ah ♪ ♪ Bag-ah! ♪ 278 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,978 - Oh, gihigugma ko si Marlo Umfree. Nakita nako siya nga live 17 ka beses. 279 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,480 - Whoa! - Stu, sigurado ka nga nahibal-an unsaon pagpili kanila. 280 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,683 - Salamat, Tay. Ingon ko kulbaan ka nga guys unta... 281 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,986 wala ko kabalo, nasuko sa iyang edad. 282 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,288 - Oh! - Gibiaybiay nimo ako? 283 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,191 Gihatagan mi nimog lain daan nga gabon nga hisgutan ang maayong karaang mga adlaw uban sa. 284 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,728 - Oh, uy, Linda, Stu Naghisgot ka nga ganahan ka sa mga bukaw, 285 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,029 ug busa, 286 00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:06,398 Gipunit nako ang usa para nimo. 287 00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,133 Hinaot ganahan mo. 288 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,370 - Burt! Aw, sweet kaayo! 289 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,406 (naghangos): Aw! - Wow! 290 00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:18,543 - Oh! Usa ka mekanikal nga bukaw! 291 00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:20,645 Nindot ni! 292 00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:24,449 Oh, kini tan-awon nga perpekto uban sa akong koleksyon. Salamat. 293 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:27,019 Nagpabilin ba kamo para panihapon? - Palihug! 294 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,321 - Panihapon? - Oo! 295 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,423 - Oo, salamat. - Oo! 296 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:38,430 - Hesus. Gikulbaan ko. Nagpasingot. - Ayaw na. Nindot sila nga mga bata. 297 00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,199 Gawas pa, lahi kini gikan nako nakigkita sa imong mga ginikanan. 298 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,734 Kini ang akong mga anak, ug kung dili sila ganahan nimo, 299 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,004 Sultihan ko sila nga kinahanglan nila. 300 00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,275 - Gibati ra nako ikumpara nila ako sa ilang inahan. 301 00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,810 - Stu, paminaw. Si Martha mao usa ka talagsaon nga babaye, 302 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,679 ug sa dihang namatay siya, walay usa sa among kinabuhi nga pareho. 303 00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:57,749 Apan kini maayo nga mga bata. Gusto nila makakita malipayon ang ilang amahan. Mga bata! 304 00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,551 Ana sila! 305 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,054 Plisa, kini si Stu. 306 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,722 - Hi. - Hi! Nalipay ko nga nakigkita nimo. 307 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,257 - Ikaw usab! 308 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,259 - Tay, wala nimo ako gisultihan init kaayo siya. 309 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,327 - Gusto ko para masurprisa ka. 310 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,698 Booj, kini si Stu. - Booj, kumusta ka? 311 00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:16,035 undefined undefined 312 00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:20,272 undefined 313 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,473 undefined undefined 314 00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:23,375 undefined undefined 315 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,778 undefined 316 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,318 undefined 317 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:39,525 undefined 318 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,693 undefined 319 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,664 undefined undefined undefined 320 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,340 undefined undefined undefined 321 00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,677 undefined 322 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,847 undefined 323 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,682 undefined 324 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,684 undefined undefined 325 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